I love this, because there’s obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but it’s also profoundly ignorant.
[ID: A screenshot of a Grammarly correction, labelled “clarity: conciseness”. The original text reads “Every book, which wasn’t many…” This is crossed out with the suggestion “Everyn’t many book” and the note “Consider shortening this phrase.” /end id]
Story time: this reminds me of some kids in an English class I’m in. They were doing written work and the teacher and I were going around checking their work. They had to do like, “do/do not”, and one example was “prepare”. Something like “My father does not/doesn’t prepare dinner”. I look at this one kid’s paper and this galaxy-brained child had written “My father preparen’t dinner” and it took everything in me to not lose it laughing right there like. This child saw a pattern and ran with it and I respect that.
Intermittentlysmitten hid this in the tags and shouldn’t have.
‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.
A Faggot’s Defense Hand cut mirror on baseball bat with holder 32" x 2.5" 2016
Image Description: 2 photos, the first from further out and the second close up. they show a baseball bat mounted on a wall, with the striking surface covered in many tiny mirrored squares to resemble a mirror ball. End Description
Me, two glasses of wine in: “yeah so here’s an in depth conversation about my identity as a nonbinary person, and my struggles with transphobia in 2023”
Median Center-Right American Dude at the party, also two drinks in: “Damn that’s crazy, I never thought of it like that. Man, I’m sorry you gotta deal with this shit.”
Me: “Ahh it’s alright. I deal.”
Random Guy: “People should just chill tf out.”
Me: “Damn right”
Random Guy: “So if you’re non binary, and, sorry if this is offensive but I don’t know the right words here. Like, is it cross dressing for you if you wear a skirt?”
Me: “Its- hm. Huh. I have no idea.”
Guy: “It must have been nice to go to school with other trans people. Like, you must’ve felt safe.”
Me: “No actually it was the opposite. It just made me even more upset and confused. I didn’t know what being non-binary was. I saw people that transitioned from one gender to the other and knew I wasn’t that. It took me a long time to figure this shit out.”
Guy: “man that sounds rough. No wonder you guys are upset all this time this sounds painful.”
Me: “Well, it sucks until it suddenly doesn’t. It sucks and then it rules hard.”
Guy: “so It’s like working out.”
Me: [both of us are now nodding wisely] “it’s like working out.”
Guy who has only ever played undertale seeing a skeleton for the first time: “holy shit”
i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back
can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming
only 46 more plots to dig
i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(
not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making
i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
